今天早上,接到通知
老师要我们把所有的广告SCRIPT 与STORYBOARD交回给他
今年的广告数值比较高,所以校方要我们拿毕业作品去比赛
结果七早八早要去学院,学院也刚发生强奸案不久
哎,真的凸那条粉肠!
不过那不是重点
重点在巴士站那边才开始
恶魔扛着一张蛮重的STORYBOARD在巴站等车时
一个五十多岁的四眼怪伯伯出现
以下是我们的对话
怪伯伯:Oh,nice commercial. You're in advertising is it?
恶魔: No. I'm in broadcasting
怪伯伯:Oic. My friend will bless you to success in your study. Amen...
恶魔:Hehe...
怪伯伯:You know who my friend is?
恶魔:No, i don't
怪伯伯:My friend is lord jesus himself... You know who is jesus?
恶魔:I think i knew him...
怪伯伯:Yes. I'm a very good friend with jesus. He guide us in our life and after that he will guide us to heaven. do you wan to go to heaven??
恶魔:I don't know...hehe...
怪伯伯:Sure you wan to go to heaven! please don't go to hell i begged you. heaven is a good place...
恶魔:Hehe... (like i never heard that before)
怪伯伯:Good lord can help us in our life. you wan to be success rite?
恶魔:Yes, of course.
怪伯伯:Did you know that jesus can help us in all our life, he can help you to success in your career, your family and of course after life...
恶魔:Hehe...
怪伯伯:Seriously! he do help us to release from all those stress and pain... have you ever been to a church before?
恶魔:Yes,used to be (dragged there by my relative)
怪伯伯:You should come more often... we have all kinds of activities together...
(took out a card from his pocket)
this is the church i mention, it's just around the corner... we're happy to have you there...
恶魔:Oh, thanks...
怪伯伯:You're goin to college right?
恶魔:Yes.
怪伯伯:Lord jesus please let the bus come earlier, this girl might be in a hurry...
恶魔:It's fine, i'm not in a hurry...
怪伯伯:Did you wait for a long time already?
恶魔:Quite a while actually
怪伯伯:Lord jesus please send the bus here quickly, the girl is waiting for it for a while already...
恶魔:Hehe... it's ok...
怪伯伯:Which bus you've been waiting for? 191 ?
恶魔:Yes...
(The bus came)
怪伯伯:Nice talking to you
恶魔:Hehe... you too...
(I was boarding the bus)
怪伯伯:Sorry girl, what's your name again?
恶魔:Oh, my name is satan... nice to meet you...
上了巴士,我用最灿烂的笑容望着他
他站在原地,脸上的表情是难以文字来形容的...
p/s: no offence to all the christian, that is just between me and him...
10 comments:
毒啊!但是你也没错,你本来就叫撒旦!
答得真好。欣赏你!
呵呵
阿弥陀佛。。。善哉。。。善哉!!!
施主答得还不错。。。
我佛慈悲为怀。。。不需要感到内疚。。。
再善良的人也会不小心踩到蚂蚁啦!
一句话而已不需放在心上啦!
只是不小心脱口而出而已嘛!
超级巨星那么有爱心的人时不时也会唱衰人踩人一脚的啦!习惯就好
祥兄,呵呵…谢谢夸奖~
cgyan,我也是说事实而已…哈哈~可能他倒霉,找错人来说教了…
明道粉丝,阿弥陀佛~谢谢SUPERSTAR施主抽空前来一游~
若这件事发生在本宫身上,
那他的好朋友应该永远不会保佑本宫了……
本宫肯定会“shoot"到他闭嘴啦!
那么烦!
只是几滴口水而已,施主又何必这样客气呢?
能够和施主这样好谈是贫憎的服气呢。。
不过可不可以用回超级巨星的语气呢?
哈哈。。。无聊!
国菇, 你知道我不懂鸡肠的啦, 能用华语解释吗?
抱歉,恶魔刚从地狱回来…
苏完尼瓜尔佳.明轩,
哈哈…应该让他见识您的威力~令伯也看在他老人家的份上不跟他多计较。
掌柜,
令伯上次喝茶不是跟你讲了吗?
你们用Storyboard啊,现在好像很少人用了,以后需要的话,可以请教你了。
呵呵…很old school的东西,何足挂齿~
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