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恶魔的地狱空间 我是阎魔爱,地狱新任的撒旦… 有任何藏在心中的怨恨无法发泄吗? 无论对方是谁,地狱少女能为你效劳… 只要在午夜凌晨零点,上网找寻“地狱通信”的网站… 把你所恨的人的名字填写在格子里后, 按下“发送”的键… 地狱少女会帮你报仇!!!!

Friday, April 27, 2007

阿门


今天早上,接到通知

老师要我们把所有的广告SCRIPT 与STORYBOARD交回给他

今年的广告数值比较高,所以校方要我们拿毕业作品去比赛

结果七早八早要去学院,学院也刚发生强奸案不久

哎,真的凸那条粉肠!


不过那不是重点

重点在巴士站那边才开始

恶魔扛着一张蛮重的STORYBOARD在巴站等车时

一个五十多岁的四眼怪伯伯出现

以下是我们的对话




怪伯伯:Oh,nice commercial. You're in advertising is it?

恶魔: No. I'm in broadcasting


怪伯伯:Oic. My friend will bless you to success in your study. Amen...

恶魔:Hehe...


怪伯伯:You know who my friend is?

恶魔:No, i don't


怪伯伯:My friend is lord jesus himself... You know who is jesus?

恶魔:I think i knew him...


怪伯伯:Yes. I'm a very good friend with jesus. He guide us in our life and after that he will guide us to heaven. do you wan to go to heaven??

恶魔:I don't know...hehe...


怪伯伯:Sure you wan to go to heaven! please don't go to hell i begged you. heaven is a good place...

恶魔:Hehe... (like i never heard that before)


怪伯伯:Good lord can help us in our life. you wan to be success rite?

恶魔:Yes, of course.


怪伯伯:Did you know that jesus can help us in all our life, he can help you to success in your career, your family and of course after life...

恶魔:Hehe...


怪伯伯:Seriously! he do help us to release from all those stress and pain... have you ever been to a church before?

恶魔:Yes,used to be (dragged there by my relative)


怪伯伯:You should come more often... we have all kinds of activities together...

(took out a card from his pocket)

this is the church i mention, it's just around the corner... we're happy to have you there...

恶魔:Oh, thanks...


怪伯伯:You're goin to college right?

恶魔:Yes.


怪伯伯:Lord jesus please let the bus come earlier, this girl might be in a hurry...

恶魔:It's fine, i'm not in a hurry...


怪伯伯:Did you wait for a long time already?

恶魔:Quite a while actually


怪伯伯:Lord jesus please send the bus here quickly, the girl is waiting for it for a while already...

恶魔:Hehe... it's ok...


怪伯伯:Which bus you've been waiting for? 191 ?

恶魔:Yes...


(The bus came)


怪伯伯:Nice talking to you

恶魔:Hehe... you too...


(I was boarding the bus)


怪伯伯:Sorry girl, what's your name again?

恶魔:Oh, my name is satan... nice to meet you...


上了巴士,我用最灿烂的笑容望着他

他站在原地,脸上的表情是难以文字来形容的...


p/s: no offence to all the christian, that is just between me and him...


10 comments:

阿祥 said...

毒啊!但是你也没错,你本来就叫撒旦!

CGYAn said...

答得真好。欣赏你!
呵呵

angel's eye said...

阿弥陀佛。。。善哉。。。善哉!!!
施主答得还不错。。。
我佛慈悲为怀。。。不需要感到内疚。。。
再善良的人也会不小心踩到蚂蚁啦!
一句话而已不需放在心上啦!
只是不小心脱口而出而已嘛!
超级巨星那么有爱心的人时不时也会唱衰人踩人一脚的啦!习惯就好

JiGoKU said...

祥兄,呵呵…谢谢夸奖~

cgyan,我也是说事实而已…哈哈~可能他倒霉,找错人来说教了…

明道粉丝,阿弥陀佛~谢谢SUPERSTAR施主抽空前来一游~

苏完尼瓜尔佳•明轩 said...

若这件事发生在本宫身上,
那他的好朋友应该永远不会保佑本宫了……
本宫肯定会“shoot"到他闭嘴啦!
那么烦!

angel's eye said...

只是几滴口水而已,施主又何必这样客气呢?
能够和施主这样好谈是贫憎的服气呢。。
不过可不可以用回超级巨星的语气呢?
哈哈。。。无聊!

Raven said...

国菇, 你知道我不懂鸡肠的啦, 能用华语解释吗?

JiGoKU said...

抱歉,恶魔刚从地狱回来…

苏完尼瓜尔佳.明轩,
哈哈…应该让他见识您的威力~令伯也看在他老人家的份上不跟他多计较。

掌柜,
令伯上次喝茶不是跟你讲了吗?

钪凯 said...

你们用Storyboard啊,现在好像很少人用了,以后需要的话,可以请教你了。

JiGoKU said...

呵呵…很old school的东西,何足挂齿~